If It’s Not Western, Will It Work?
Thursday, October 18th, 2007Ever since Westerners started practicing yoga, a.k.a. the gateway drug to alternative therapies, the health care industry has lost its final word on cures for allergies, back pain, common cold, lack of energy, weight loss, anti-aging, digestive disorders, heart conditions, joint pain (and all those other side effects you get from taking pharmaceuticals).
The term “quackery” no longer holds water, no two remedies are equal for different individuals and getting second, third and eighth opinions are a few clicks away. Knowing what the choices are, and then experimenting by trial and error have become the final barometer, not the American Medical Association (AMA) or the Food and Drug Administration.
More cops or more meditators?
Approximately 4,000 meditators reduced crime in Washington, D.C. from June 7 to July 30, 1993.
Pepto Bismol or Acupuncture?
Tongues are the new X-Rays — According to the 2002 National Health Interview Survey, 8.2 million people in the U.S. have tried acupuncture, but the A.M.A. reports that only one percent of U.S. doctors recommend the therapy.
Stick your tongue out in front of a mirror. Go ahead. Look at it. What a weird part of your body! It’s slimy, it may be different colors in different places, maybe even a little bumpy.
So many things to look at, yet an acupuncturist sees more: “Your liver is a bit toxic…you’ve got too much yeast in your intestines…your spleen is unhealthy…” Some people think this is just a bunch of hocus pocus, while others swear that it has helped prevent heart disease, liver problems and any other ailment you can think of. And, it’s a great way to kill time while waiting for your doctor’s prognosis.
Cold Medicine or Hot Bath?
From Russian and Turkish bath houses to Native American sweat lodges to models partying (and sweating) half-naked at clubs with saunas in Germany, the healing power of water is becoming a tried and true alternative therapy for fighting off colds, stress and circulatory problems.
Swim laps or Mesotherapy?
Singer Roberta Flack reportedly lost about 40 pounds through Mesotherapy, occiassionally referred to by some critics as a “Cowboy Cosmetic Fix.” While it is probably healthier to do those laps or ride that elliptical machine at the gym, it doesn’t always get rid of those pesky dimples….but the jury is still out on this relatively new therapy giving liposuction a new competitor.
Brand New House or Burn Sage?
As the suburbs fill up with brand new cookie cutter homes, conservationists moving into and restoring old homes have borrowed the Native American ritual of burning sage to clear previous owners’ energies.
Asprin or Chiropractor?
Many mainstream health insurance companies like Blue Cross Blue Shield are now covering chiropractic medicine, once pooh-poohed by the AMA. Now they’re saying it cuts health care costs. Hey, when it comes to saving money (and maybe avoiding a nasty pain reliever habit & surgery to reduce their back pain) Westerners are as willing as a chick at the club to try something new.
Explore the Alternative: Homeopathy, Naturopathy, Eastern medicine, Ayurvedic Medicine, Holistic Medicine, Environmental Medicine.
Tell us: How do you alleviate your aches and pains outside the doctor’s office?